A variety of English newspapers have blindly quoted a UK-based (and apparently Kiwi) "expert" in haka and Maori protocol in the lead-up to William and Kate's royal visit to New Zealand.
Seemingly hungry for anything quotable on the royal visit, the papers have relied on the word of "New Zealand-born leader of the haka" Tredegar Hall, who said the normally bare-chested female Kapa Haka performers would cover up out of respect for the royal couple.
All performers, also out of respect, would wear underwear under their flax skirts - also going against the norm, according to Mr Hall.
And just to cap it off, the royal couple will be served native wood pigeon, kereru, straight from the hangi.
It's easy to see it's a hoax, and I suppose it's pretty funny, although there will be some furious editors out there. And if Mr Hall really does work for the New Zealand High Commission in London, he's in for a world of hurt with his bosses.