For those not raised in a rugby stronghold such as Northland, the rules of the game are as easy to navigate as stormy seas in a bucket.
My hopes of understanding the game were dashed in a bar in Ireland in 2011.
My squeal of excitement during Ireland's Six Nations battle against France was silenced as I realised the player had scored after a forward pass - or not scored, as the case was.
Clueless, in a sea of red, blue and white, I swore I'd never watch another game.
This week, I was disappointed to see that some local rugby folk do not understand the rules of another aspect of the sport. As sporting institutions nationwide, indeed globally, strive to bring more women to the boardroom, our locals let us down. Alanna Clare is the newly appointed Northland Referee Administrator, a fact the Kerikeri Rugby website was proud to announce online.