Barack Obama's visit to New Zealand is a secret one.
Typically, anyone attending an event that Obama is at is banned from taking photos or videos, or using social media platforms.
So if Obama is playing golf in Northland, as rumoured, we will be unlikely to see selfies with his caddy emerge, unless his caddy is Steve Williams.
Which it isn't, our page 2 story today pours cold water on the theory that Williams is in Northland, so is Obama, therefore they could be walking the fairways alongside John Key and other selected glitterati.
Kauri Cliffs, at Matauri Bay and Carrington Golf Course, on Karikari Peninsula, are two beautiful courses that Obama could grace the greens of.