I've lost count of the number of books I've dumped that exclaim all a woman needs for a successful career is comfy shoes and a supportive bra - or was it a supportive husband - I don't remember.
Irish suffragette Countess Markievich said all a gal needed was a tweed skirt and a gun. Thankfully, modern women have no need for guns - or tweed skirts.
The Labour Party's newly introduced gender quota system, calling for a 45 per cent female caucus, is the latest ridiculous garment for women - a token cloak of entitlement.
While currently at a 42 per cent caucus, the Labour Party is seeking the number of women to rise to 45 per cent by 2014 and 50 per cent by 2017. There's no Rosa Parks glory here for Labour women to celebrate - not when good men have to get up and give women a seat. The problem is not whether women have seats on the political bus, it's about why they're choosing not to come on the journey at all.
The party seems to be focusing at the wrong side of the race. We should be asking if women in Northland are politically fit enough.