Murder capital of New Zealand?
I wandered the mean streets (actually, street) of Kaitaia this week, looking for Sky.
I was bound for the Northland Age, but Northlander Portia Woodman was playing for New Zealand in the Olympic rugby sevens final in Rio.
There is no Sky TV at the Age. So my two colleagues and I scurried down Commerce St, looking for Sky dishes on the roofs of local businesses.
We had hypothesised that if we didn't make Kaitaia in time, what would happen if we drove down someone's driveway and asked to watch their TV.