Unaccustomed to street lights or crowds bigger than a quorum, for a rural visitor it was a trip beyond the comfort zone into sensory overload when we attended the finals of a short film competition at Auckland's retro picture palace - with golden plaster elephants and a starry night-sky ceiling straight out of enchanted childhood - The Civic, on Queen St, on a Saturday night among multi-cultural street jostling and neon high-rise bungee rides.
Not having set foot inside a cinema for years - on account of disliking movies because they demand a captive audience, something I am too rebellious to provide (give me mobile radio any day, or even television with escape opportunities in the ad breaks) - the enormous screen was a shock.
Focusing was impossible. Fifty metres back where the giant heads were less than three metres high would have been preferable. Obsession with size is another problem with the cinematic medium.
Twelve movies in quick succession, albeit short ones, is a lot to take in all at once for a person who has seen only one other in the last 30 years.
Random clips resurface like dream scenes that made perfect sense at the time but don't add up in daylight - three pianos against a fence on a suburban lawn, pasta leaping up out of a pot onto a plate, a terrible explosion, grief, rage, narcissistic indifference, a midget's gruesome revenge, strange voices, leaves falling, a sweet hopeless wizard.