I wonder exactly what it was that got them riled about a Paihia Christmas float which included several black slaves.
Slaves who, from the photographic evidence I've seen, were going about their business in hauling their queen Cleopatra through the streets of Paihia.
Certainly, the slaves' presence can't be considered gratuitous - the parade, organised by Business Paihia, had a Rivers of the World theme. Up to nine complaints were lodged with the business association before the parade, arising from the use of black body paint and rumours the float would feature nudity and whipping.
There was none of the latter. But there was plenty of the former.
The float was put together by The Beachhouse Bar, which apparently outdid itself last year with a float that our reporter Peter de Graaf suggested looked "like it had warped in from Carnival in Rio de Janeiro, featuring 20 male dancers clad in little more than gold body paint".