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Craig Cooper: Why John Key is a true bro

Northern Advocate
28 Nov, 2011 10:11 PM2 mins to read

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What we want, it seems ... is an extraordinary bloke ... who tells us confidently it's going to be okay.

John Key drinks Tui. Yeah right.

Err, no he does - and we have the photo to prove it.

I wonder if I was the only person curious to see what sort of beer the re-elected PM drinks? A closer inspection of the photo on the front page of the New Zealand Herald yesterday revealed that the beer was Tui. A six-pack of cans, to be exact.

We also know, thanks to another paper's photo, that he eats Pizza Hutt pizza.

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Why are such banal observations of any importance, you wonder.

Because they demonstrate that, behind the power suits, the media advisers, the presidential style and the security hustle and bustle that accompanies Key's public appearances, he does possess DNA strands that would identify him as a normal Kiwi bloke.

About as normal as a Kiwi bloke who is a self-made millionaire gets, I guess. I wouldn't have been surprised to see him toting a couple of bottles of Bollinger and some caviar. But nope - cans of Tui and Pizza Hutt.

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Interesting that these mundane vignettes of Key's immediate post- victory life were just that, post victory.

Clearly no one felt that he had to be sold to the voters as an ordinary bloke. What we want, it seems, in the grips of a recession is an extraordinary bloke, someone who tells us confidently it's going to be okay, even if we aren't sure whether to believe him.

Right now, this country does not want a Labour-led government, and emphatically stated so on Saturday.

Sadly, too emphatically - the low party vote meant that Northland lost a good MP in Labour's Te Tai Tokerau candidate Kelvin Davis (pictured).

That's one less voice fighting for Northland. Let's hope his skills and experience aren't lost to the region.

And he's a good, ordinary bloke too.

editor@northernadvocate.co.nz

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