AT THE time of writing, I have no idea what the score was in the Tonga v Japan match at Northland's Event Centre.
I was Painting It Red, you see, by hosting a pre-match Kiwiana barbecue. The Kiwiana was an excuse for not getting too elaborate with the food.
Some sausages and bread and onions, steak sandwiches and cheese and onion dip.
On the guest list were two Canadians and a Japanese lady, plus a Northland-born Canadian resident who used the World Cup as the perfect excuse to come home. I opted to take leave to host the barbecue and recover the next day - after all, the World Cup only comes around every 20-odd years in this country.
A Tongan would have completed the Paint It Red trifecta.