Today's column is a homage to a fashion trend that has recently come back into my life that I feel needs the honour of being recognised for all of its greatness.
I'm no fashion scientist, so I don't understand how or why things come back into fashion; I'm just pleased when they do.
Cast your mind back to circa 2002 when you would go in to buy a pair of jeans and that whole process coined the phrase 'muffin top'. Back then I thought I had a muffin top, well I would be happy with that now ... because at the moment I have a triple layer cake top.
Yes, it was the rise (and should have been fall) of the low rise jeans.
The hipsters .... or depending on what underwear you had on, they were also called the whale watchers, the thong tease. You get the idea. As my mother would've said, the kind of jeans where we could see what you had for breakfast. Even those with no tummy had a tummy in those kinds of jeans.