But here's where it starts to unravel. When you are choosing yarn for your special project, it's very difficult.
You can't exactly open a whole ball and wrap it around your neck to see if it will be comfortable or not. So short of squeezing all the yarn in the shop for itchiness, I caressed quite a few, and settled on a big ply that felt very nice to the touch.
My son also learnt to knit at the same time thanks to YouTube and we became that crafty family, whiling away the hours in front of the fire. I loved it.
When it was finished, I was so excited. The colour was a lovely duck egg glacier blue, and for my first attempt I thought it looked pretty good.
Saturday morning rugby rolled around and I donned my Kate Middletonesque boots and wrapped my beautiful handmade scarf around my neck.
It took a second or two for the joy to turn to tears, but there was no denying it. I had made the most uncomfortable, itchy scarf known to man, or woman as the case may be. It was unwearable. I was gutted.
Not to worry, said my kids, and 'nek minnit' my itchy neck scarf had found its true calling…. a belt to be worn around your waist when you're getting pulled along by your brother on your skateboard.
Practical, sure, but I couldn't imagine anyone stopping to ask my kids where they got that ratty old wonky-looking knitted belt from.
Megan Banks
