'Tis the season to be jolly. Or so they say in the traditional carols that will soon fill the speakers of the stores as we rush around last-minute trying to organise a scented candle for Mum.
I say we just make a few 2020 tweaks to the lyrics. Like "'Tis the season to be tired falalalala la la la la Kids over school and they are crying falalalala la la la la la Christmas bills they are a coming falalalala la la la la from the bank I will be running falalalalaaaa la la la la.'"
Or the new Christmas Classic, Jingle Bells, Covid Smells. "Jingle Bells, Covid Smells, Lockdown was a shock, now we have to wear a mask when on the plane we hop."
Sure, perhaps not quite as cheery as the usual Christmas fare, but it always felt weird to be singing about snow and the cold when it's 35 degrees and blue skies anyway!
We do, of course, need to keep up the measures we've been taking to be such a wonderful country with the freedoms that we have all enjoyed on our lovely little islands, which is why I suggest I'm Dreaming of a Clean Christmas.