I've had to have a few interesting conversations of late, particularly with my 7-year- old.
I've tried to explain the birds and the bees as best I could while browning mince, drinking wine and overseeing homework. It went quite well and nothing more has been said of it since.
But the birds and the bees changed to the drake and duck recently while we were enjoying our lovely local Anderson Park.
At one end of the park there are gorgeous little cygnets, all grey and fluffy and adorable, swimming with their parents in the ponds. Note to self, swan parents get a bit angry when you try and get too close for that perfect little baby swan pic for Instagram.
And then at the other end of the park, there are the ducks. My boys love the ducks. I'm not sure how the ducks feel about my boys. Probably the same as myself: particularly fond of them when they're asleep.