A Napier man's 23-year-old runabout vehicle and two budget-priced mountain bikes were stolen on Saturday.
"Anyone who takes a tired old Mitzy with flaky paint isn't that fussy," said designer Donald Pitt.
Mr Pitt was in his Bridge St office about 1.30pm when he saw the silver-grey 1992 Mitsubishi Pajero with two mountain bikes on the back being driven off from the Ahuriri shopping centre and apartment zone.
He tried to chase as he rang 111, but spelling street names and giving other details to police communications centre staff was too much multitasking and the thief got away.
Mr Pitt told Hawke's Bay Today patrons lolling in the sun outside a nearby bar later told him they saw the vehicle speeding up Ossian St.