Why do so many of us have an interest in the royal family?
Even those who proclaim they can't stand the royals and spent the weekend avoiding royal wedding coverage - surely one has to have an interest in something to have a strong opinion?
The week leading up to the wedding polarised folk a bit. While some planned dinner parties and tele-fests around the event, getting excited about what Meghan Markle would wear down the aisle and wondering who would walk her along it, others were harrumphing, pooh poohing and even getting a bit sweary at the thought of so much attention being lavished on so few by so many.
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There would no doubt have been some divided households when it came to who got custody of the remote control on Saturday evening.