Observers of human behaviour must have wondered what on earth was going on as New Zealand's sports commentariat and its far too easily led followers descended into a stage of advanced apoplexy over "ball tampering" in a cricket match in South Africa.
Firstly, for those who have no idea what it was about, because the ball in big cricket matches tends to deteriorate as the overs wear on, a new ball is introduced every now and then.
It's against the rules to "tamper" with it, rather than let nature and the game simply take its course.
As it happens, the Australian cricketers did something a bit naughty during a match against South Africa in Cape Town. But on the other hand they did what we, as adults, expect of our kids when they do wrong, they owned up.
What followed, however, was a degree of condemnation that might attach itself more to a lynch mob after finding out someone down the road had committed one of life's more distasteful crimes.
