It's not quite the PGA, but it may as well be for happy-hooners John Middleton, Zac Roberts and Kyle Sutcliffe who have breezed through Hawke's Bay on an all-conquering tour of New Zealand's mini-golf courses.
Fundraising for the Mental Health Foundation, their Par Four tour started as a response to what Middleton said was one of the guy's feeling "a bit down" earlier in the year. It blossomed as they realised the impact the Covid-19 lockdown was having on people's wellbeing around the country.
At the Par2 course on the sunny Napier beachfront on Wednesday the medicine was clearly working. As Middleton wraps up the tough last hole with a two, he dances, grabs his phone, and says: "It's hard being this successful. Tiger Woods is calling me … I've got take this."
A slight misrepresentation, but who cares. His card of 49 for the 18-holes, including a hole-in-one, is almost double his age, the tour's Senior, at 25 years.
Sutcliffe, aged 24, gets four holes-in-one and cards 45. Roberts, 23, cards a 56 to trusted arbiter Sophie Gair, Roberts' cousin and who lives in Napier, as does Zac's dad, Reece Roberts.