Hi everyone, let me introduce myself.
I'm Megan, first-time columnist and long-time reader. I'm also filling in for Sarah on The Hits while she takes maternity leave after having baby Josh.
Like Sarah, I feel as exhausted as a new mum but I don't have a bundle of joy to show for it.
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I'm existing on not much sleep, waking every hour during the night and doing mental calculations in my head on how much longer I have to lay between my warm cosy sheets before the alarm goes off at 4.30am.
Unlike Sarah, though, I don't have to feed and comfort a tiny human in the small wee hours.
At the moment I'm just feeding myself from the fridge at midnight and trying to reach around to rub my own back and tell myself to go back to sleep.
You see I'm out of practice at keeping these morning radio show hours after having 12 months off, yet I lived like this for quite a few years.