The statistics were in and the average participant in this particular race was a 46-year-old female. I was almost a perfect fit.
The trouble was I'd been having trouble fitting into most of my clothes recently, so I was anything but the perfect fit and thought it a great opportunity to shed the kilos, get fit and have fun.
Now one of the things they don't tell you about running when you're not a runner is that a) it's hard, b) your joints and ligaments will hurt and you will most likely injure yourself, and 3) there's a high chance as a 45-year-old female taking part that you won't actually lose any weight. How is that possible?
Potentially it was the wine and cheese I was consuming far too regularly due to the fact that, now a runner, I naively assumed I could eat what I wanted, or it could've been the fact my average speed per km was the same walking or running ... hmmm.
Whatever it was, I did learn one thing about myself - if I have to run to get wine, I will.
And run down the long Sileni driveway to the finish I did! A leisurely jaunt through the Gimblett Gravels grapevines, a medal to prove you did it and a glass of wine at the finish line made for a perfect Saturday morning.
Now where's my ice pack?
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