Something unprecedented transpired in the newsroom on New Year's Eve: No death notices came in.
Hence on New Year's Day they didn't feature in the usual spot on the paper's penultimate page.
None of us had encountered it before. Indeed a long-time newsman and colleague from Auckland said it was a once-in-a-career anomaly, the likes of which he'd not seen in any newspaper on his extensive watch.
In a plot twist, things got even more unearthly.
We put in our usual first-day-of-the-year call to the Hawke's Bay District Health Board to inquire as to the region's first baby for 2016, only to be told (at that time) there had been no births.