Apparently it's called the Wellington Sevens because that's how many tickets were sold.
Financially beleaguered for the past few seasons, news broke yesterday that hosting the lauded tournament in the capital is now no longer viable.
The smallest crowd in the event's 18-year-history graced Westpac Stadium at the weekend.
I was lucky enough to get to the very first incarnation of the event almost two decades ago. Back then there was no dress up. As a nation we weren't quite familiar with the format of a free-ranging, 48- hour sporting party.
But the foreign soon turned familiar. After all, it sphered the Kiwi touchstones of booze, mince-and-cheese-pies, rugby and music in one compact Cake Tin.