Decades ago my octogenarian neighbour Bill would quaff a few drams then start crooning, badly, on his front porch.
Then, as an accompaniment, he'd play the accordion, badly.
Under strict instructions from his wife I'd mow their lawns for $2. As a bonus, when she wasn't looking, Bill would rush me out a half glass of alcoholic ginger beer.
When I say rush, he couldn't move very fast and delicately timed his run from the fridge to the back lawn. On arrival at my side with two glasses he'd chuckle uncontrollably at the excitement and victory of not being seen by the wife.
With the mower still running so as not to rouse her suspicion, we'd move behind the lemon tree to enjoy the beer under the cloak of citrus.