My wife and I drove to Wairoa for lunch last week to entertain my obsession with rural settlements and food.
On the highway, we passed a road sign warning of wild goats for the next 70km. That's a lot of goats. I'm partial to goat curry. Who knows, maybe we'd get lucky and bowl something for dinner.
Wairoa's cold. The imported lighthouse long ago swapped its salty digs for a freshwater river that pushes parallel to the main retail strip.
A son of the provinces, I find myself arriving in these towns with a sense of foreboding.
The spectre of vacant shops is made worse by discount-import gift stores peppering the CBD. They seem wildly out of place here.