A friend emailed me last night saying Emirates Team New Zealand had to recall merchandise as the items contained a "choking hazard".
Jokes are, of course, a coping mechanism. So, too, are the excuses, particularly the one hammered ad nauseam by Kiwi commentators Martin Tasker and Peter Lester during the final duel yesterday.
Their consistent citing of Larry Ellison's deep pockets and technology advantage dominated much of their last (thankfully) commentary leg.
Oracle's automatic foil gadget was scarcely mentioned when we were winning.
Let's not forget the Aussies copped similar flak for sporting a winged keel in 1983 - and in doing so ended the New York Yacht Club's 132-year America's Cup tenure.