But in terms of the prevailing westerly nasties, Hawke's Bay has two exemplary bodyguards who go by the name of Kaweka and Ruahine. The two burly sentinels shield us from the inclement moods of the unremitting westie bad guys.
Consider what these two ridgelines endure for us. In the past 24 hours MetService tells me they absorbed 200mm of rain - and an indeterminate volume of wind.
I once stood with my two sons at the ridge just up from the Ruahine's Sunrise Hutt. At lifting our heads above the summit we were all but blown back to base camp. It's then you fathom what a substantial sum we owe this stolid shelterbelt.
Irishman Oscar Wilde said conversation of the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Cynically, I'd argue it's the first refuge. On the flipside, while I'm loathe to knock one of my literary heroes (particularly on St Patrick's Day), Mr Wilde was childless and a city dweller which, given I'm a parent and provincial, means this writer knows the impact the elements have on day-to-day life.
It's hard not to love a big storm's irreverence. Like Cyclone Lusi, the weather listens to neither forecast nor criticism.