New Magpies coaches Craig Philpott and Danny Lee have been warned - succeed at your peril.
There's been a not insignificant public howling after champion former coach Peter Russell was red-carded last week.
After applying and being interviewed for next year's position, the stellar coach was inexplicably set adrift by the union he helped reinvigorate.
Hawke's Bay Rugby Football Union CEO Mike Bishop said it was "time to test the waters" after Russell's five years as co-coach alongside Tom Coventry.
Yet for those of us not privy to the inner bowels of the union, that is, all Magpies fans, the explanation's a tad disingenuous. It was an offering so lacking in candour it gave rise to a flurry of rumours. And I've heard them all.