My wife and I landed the best table in the room.
With a glass of bubbles we berthed bang in the middle of the Mission Chapel which had morphed into a temporary opera house, its walls barely able to contain the twin pipes of Phillip Rhodes and Anna Pierard.
The lofty billing suggested Friday's charity event was to be a high-brow evening of arcane art in a foreign language.
Many things put paid to that theory.
First up, Henare O'Keefe was on microphone. His public appearances are peppered with colourful rhetoric, including the line that his adopted son, Phillip, had a troubled childhood that "would make Jake da Muss look like a pussycat".