Napier Mayor Barbara Arnott was right when she said no one would be happy about the closure of the Napier-Gisborne railway line.
No one is, and it probably includes KiwiRail, or KiwiDerail as one commentator put it, perhaps unkindly.
After all, KiwiRail's job is running trains, although anyone tracking the issue might, like the conductor in our favourite children's radio story, be somewhat skeptical about whether the wheels are actually falling off, as opposed to the Government simply cutting the supply which keeps them turning.
It's hard to imagine nothing will happen on the railway line and strangely enough, it is not hard to imagine that something will happen, and it will have something to do with trains.
It's merely a question of who will come to the rescue, for that's what happens in the nostalgic dream worlds evoked since the first experiments with steam locomotives took place well over two centuries ago.