I have been sucked into a murky, mysterious world that no right-thinking 47-year-old man should be in.
In case you are beginning to worry about me, let me hasten to add that it is nothing illegal or immoral.
It is the latest craze that is taking our 6 to 13 year-old community by storm. For those long-suffering parents who have already guessed - yes, it is the Rainbow Loom.
My house, and many others around Hawke's Bay, New Zealand and the United States (where the toy comes from), is full of them.
Everywhere I look, the psychedelic colours flash back at me - on the floor, on the table and, mainly, in the girls' bedrooms.