So anyway, a Mexican lawyer is hitchhiking through Hawke's Bay.
It starts out as a bad joke but gets much better.
Thumbing a ride in these parts midday Monday, Roberto Arteaga was picked up by a few unsavoury types before being allegedly fleeced of all his belongings at gunpoint near Raupunga.
While one can only imagine the headlines if a New Zealand visitor were served the same treatment in Mexico City, the flipside is it'd be highly unlikely the capital's presidente municipal would take said Kiwi in and make him an honorary citizen.
Hearing about the 30-year-old's misfortune, Wairoa mayor Craig Little extended some true northern Hawke's Bay hospitality by opening up his home and making Mr Arteaga an honorary citizen of the town. This included the gifting of a Wairoa tie and cufflinks, $100 cash out of the mayor's fund and a book about the town.