Avoiding every cliche is next to impossible. Particularly the cliche "there's some nasty bugs going around".
There's certainly something nasty striking thousands of poor souls in this province.
Bosses are fielding the dreaded early morning calls and teachers are teaching decimated classrooms.
Last week Hawke's Bay health officials warned of a rise in influenza-like illness that's putting the hospital's emergency department seriously under the pump.
DHB chief medical officer Dr John Gommans said usually they saw 110 to 120 cases a day, but that had risen to more than 160 a day.