The mythology of the grape just got deeper.
See, on Saturday I spent the day with my family helping friends harvest their pinot gris.
After a day snipping, stacking and chatting with experts I realised how little I know of our provincial berry and its cultivation.
Handed a new pair of secateurs and forewarned as to how sharp they were, I proceeded to snip my left forefinger twice in an hour. Dripping claret into the terroir would be romantic if it weren't so painful.
According to my host, this was the year of the bee. Starved of food, there's never been so many buried in berries. Perhaps that's why my son was stung three times on the hand by workers hell-bent on an early sample of the vintage.