There is a rather startling image on the front page of today's paper.
Five adult-sized babies, their faces contorted into grotesque expressions of anger and pain, are packed into a car.
Their repulsive expressions, to put it bluntly, are an eyesore. The oversized babies' matching T-shirts state: "Glad I'm out ... I was running out of womb."
Sevens Wellington is back.
The annual tournament which rolls into Wellington is, I believe, one of the best parties on offer for those with any sort of festive inclination.