Firstly, they're not white. They are, in fact, translucent - right up to the point you turf them in a smoking pan with beaten egg, where they turn the colour of milk.
The more I read up on the five species known as whitebait, the more mysterious these juveniles become.
Today marks seven days since the opening of the 2014 season.
This time last week, I was knee deep in the icy mouth of Waikanae's Waimea Stream alongside my brother, under the brooding eye of Kapiti Island.
It was blowing hard with a few light showers. Most in the water were the Waikanae retired types with waders.