To lift our depressed Hawke's Bay economy Prime Minister John Key has suggested you can be an entrepreneur and live in this "beautiful part of the world" and sell to the world via the internet. But that is not my experience.
In 2001, with my parliamentary news service newsroom.co.nz employing 10 staff and growing rapidly, I decided to return home to Hawke's Bay to be nearer my family and fulfil my dream of living in the Tukituki Valley and "telecommuting".
Foolishly, I just assumed the farm had broadband capability, only to discover it did not.
To try to get around this, I was an early adopter of satellite technology, spending tens of thousands of dollars in my quest for broadband. I have five satellite dishes on the homestead roof to prove it, and pay hundreds of dollars a month for an internet service which doesn't cut the mustard by a long shot.
Satellite is the poor man's broadband. For example, you can barely do video calls on Skype, let alone voice calls. Videos on YouTube stop and start because the download speed can't keep up.