It's just three days out from the Fight of the Century - or should that be the Farce of the Century?
That's Saturday's big boxing rort, between Floyd "Money" Mayweather and Manny "Pac-Man" Pacquiao, which is all about the money.
While the globe battles under the weight of a zillion catastrophes - earthquakes, war, bombings, storms, famines - it is appalling to ponder that two pugilists will be slugging-it out in a boxing ring for about $50,000 a second.
That's if it goes the distance. It sounds like there's an incentive to drop to the canvas the minute the girl in the bikini, holding the card with the number way-up-high, has left the ring.
I'm not the only one who thinks the extravagance is stupid. Another is Guadalupe Jaimes, a Chicago roofing supply salesman, who calls the US$100 ($130) pay-per-view broadcast fee "ridiculous."