The Napier/Gisborne rail line is to reopen next week, at the same time as Hawke's Bay amalgamates with Auckland, the airport name changes to Hawkeye and the entire province agrees on an outcome for the Ruataniwha Dam.
Sound too good to be true, or utterly ridiculous? Well maybe it is but today is the only day of the year people can tell porkies and play pranks on one another and get away with it, simply by exclaiming "April Fools!"
Today you can make up the most extravagant stories, twist the truth, hide behind doors and leap out, or play elaborate hoaxes which will hopefully make people laugh.
Out of all the "traditional days" of the year, April Fools is my favourite, simply because it's light-hearted and all about fun.
The intention is to make people laugh.