Chris Beddis of Waipukurau's Scrapit metal yard deserves praise.
Confronted by a hammer-wielding intruder demanding money last Friday, the hirsute, Viking-like manager picked up a broom - a disappointing weapon given the heavy metal workplace - and sparred with the intruder.
Bloodied after copping a few blows with the hammer, he fought back and assured the offender he was not going to concede.
The would-be robber fled with nothing bar the ignominy of being bettered by a yard broom wielded by someone three times his age.
Obviously he choose the wrong industry, and most certainly the wrong victim.