Due to the Tukituki River's unholy marriage with the Waipukurau oxidation ponds, whitebait from its mouth are very safe from mine.
So, with my sons about a fortnight ago, I instead tried the Ngaruroro River.
The first net wash snared some nylon (understandable), a milk bottle top (weird) and what looked like toilet paper (a serious appetite suppressor).
A few days later the Recreational Water Quality Monitoring report was released.
Compiled annually by the Hawke's Bay Regional Council in conjunction with the Public Health Unit of the Hawke's Bay District Health board and territorial local authorities, it made for grim reading.