Just before take off the PA system kicked-in with a cabin crew member reminding us to switch our cell phones to flight mode before turning them off. "If your phone doesn't have flight mode, head to your nearest Vodafone dealer and get a new phone."
It was the first of a litany of funnies never before heard in an aeroplane by this writer.
"Make sure you choose the right door for the toilet at rear - the wrong one is a long-drop."