Bizarre farce, corporate heist, democratic dysfunction - call it what you will, but despite six years in development the facts attempting to explain just how the Ruataniwha water storage scheme will work and who must shoulder the cost if it doesn't are only just beginning to emerge.
And, as sick of the entire mess as we might be, all Hawke's Bay ratepayers will be sicker once they understand what those facts are - because your wallets, dear readers, and your town and country assets, are on the line.
Yes, I mean mortgaging the Port of Napier. That's already a done deal. I have heard that it was apparently a done deal back in 2009 when, after talks with Alan Dick, the Minister of Finance had the clear impression port monies would pay for the RWSS.
And yes, I mean the extensive and expensive irrigation systems farmers taking water from the scheme will install, because the whole shebang could implode if it can't be made - every year of its working life - to meet the environmental and other conditions stipulated by the Board of Inquiry.
Currently, despite what some might have you believe, the ability of the scheme to meet those conditions is very uncertain, in part because the regional council has not instigated the independent expert panel it was required to set up to review aspects of the scheme as it progressed - such as the (revised) dam design.