Perhaps the only definitive message to be gleaned from the Local Government Commission's revised amalgamation proposal for Hawke's Bay is how ludicrously far central government is prepared to go to get rid of regional councils.
For as much as one might cheer the commission upholding democratic representation by merely swapping seats around so you have much the same number of elected officials but ostensibly under one roof instead of five, there's little practical difference between the proposed set-up and what already exists.
Except, that is, for the elimination of the much-maligned but increasingly vital "third tier" of local government: a separate regional council.
Not that the Bay - with the limited exception of the Hastings rural community board - ever had all three tiers (community boards, city and district councils, regional council) that the 1989 reforms instituted. But it had the two that make the lion's share of decisions - and counter-balance each other.
So as it stands, the new proposal is like a bad card trick: you pick two aces, the magician shuffles the pack in a dozen confusing ways, produces two aces and insists they're your cards - even though they're both of different suits to those you picked.