No doubt all the beggars and beneficiaries will be cheering ex-PM John Key's receipt of Australia's highest honour this week in expectation that the "big four" banks may be about to unleash a torrent of investment credit back into the local market.
And that if they do, the "trickle down" theory might actually work and some of that money will devolve eventually to them, lifting them out of grinding poverty into the blue-tinted better New Zealand they've been promised for so long.
Excuse me while I wipe away the excrement that flying pig deposited.
Point is, the Australian-owned banks have done extremely well on the back of a speculators market topped with $100 billion in government borrowings they've played a part in arranging; so giving Key a gong is just the sort of political payback they'd manifest in order to see a continuation of the golden weather National has provided them.
Sure, bank profits have flattened of late after six years of records, but the sector still reaps around $5b profit a year from Kiwis. Most of it going to Australia, with very little coming back.
At least, not into the sort of business projects the unemployed might take heart from; the vast majority of profit is garnered from residential lending, which has boomed thanks to the over-cooked housing bubble Key, ironically, spent so long denying existed.