I went to a chook farm to get assessed because people kept teasing me about being an egg.
Hi, my name is Archie (Archibald Hastings-Heart, of Hawke's Bay) and I was officially adopted by the Hastings City Business Association last week, which was very exciting.
I love being a Hastings citizen and it's really exciting being a part of the Rugby World Cup celebrations. For those who are not quite sure what I am here for I thought this column would be a great opportunity to explain.
I am going to do everything I can to promote Hastings as a fantastic city and Hawke's Bay an awesome region during the RWC. I am a loveable, happy chap ( like the people of Hastings) with a big heart who is very proud of where I live and want to do as much as I can to tell the world all about us while the RWC is on.
After that I will be getting into all sorts of other mischief so keep an eye out for me.
Some of you may already have met me, or seen me around Hawke's Bay.