I managed to slice off the tip of my left index finger an hour or so before beginning this column. To make matters worse it was while I was chopping fresh chillies. Ouch. The double ouch is when one tries to type effectively with a left index finger trussed in cheap sticking plasters that (a) can't stem the claret and (b) make it near impossible to type my 't's, 'g's, 'f's, 'v's, 'b's and 'r's properly and without eyewatering pain. So it's slow going, especially when a festering feeling of jealousy also distracts me.
It started back in July when "out of office" replies began bouncing in from winemakers I'd be trying to get hold of for whatever reason. "I'm on annual leave," they said, "I'm away from my desk for two weeks" or "I'm overseas until the first week of September and my access to phone and emails will be limited". Why don't you just come out and say it, you're in Samoa or Vanuatu, Fiji or the south of France you lucky sods! Yes, you've been working like the clappers since Christmas and deserve a break, but so do I!
Okay, Yvonne, calm down and try to think happy thoughts. I do not have the funds or spare time required for holidaying right now,but I do have a bunch of bottles of sparkling wine that I've been meaning to review. Hooray! Happy thought achieved! In addition to sparkling wine made from organic feijoas, sauvignon blanc and 100 per cent chardonnay, I also have two classic "methode traditionelle" blends of chardonnay and pinot noir to taste, one from Martinborough and one from fruit grown in the King Valley in Victoria, Australia.
Methode traditionnelle is where the delicate bubbles are produced when the base wine goes through its secondary fermentation inside the same bottle from which it will eventually be served, just like they've been doing for centuries in Champagne. But how do you make a pale, golden coloured wine out of dark-skinned pinot noir grapes? It's easy if you're careful.
All grapes actually have white juice - the colour comes from the skins. So if you want your wine to stay white, you simply press the pinot noir grapes very gently to extract the juice and then you get rid of the skins asap. If you want colour, you let the juice soak with the skins and the colour will seep through - the longer the soak, the darker the resulting wine will be.